Cow gets admit card for professional course test in Jammu and Kashmir


Srinagar, May 3 (HT) : An official body in Jammu and Kashmir that conducts entrance tests for professional courses was the butt of jokes on Sunday when it emerged that it had issued an admit card to a cow to appear for an examination.


The Jammu and Kashmir Board of Professional Entrance Examinations issued the card to “Kachir Gaw” (brown cow in the Kashmiri language) for a test on May 10 to select candidates for a polytechnic diploma course. The card said the applicant was the daughter of Gur Dand (bull).

After Junaid Azeem Mattu, a spokesperson for the opposition National Conference, tweeted images of the admit card, complete with a photo of a brown cow, the board was the subject of a series of tweets poking fun at it.

Farooq Ahmad Mir, the controller of examinations of the board, told the media the admit cards were issued through an automated process and the panel would take action against the “prankster” who applied for a card for a cow.

“The entire process – from filling up an application form to generation of admit cards – is computer generated. There is an image recognition software, which does not differentiate between a human’s face and an animal’s picture. Someone has played a prank,” Mir told The Indian Express.

“We will act against the prankster after tracking down his IP address.”

The National Conference sought an explanation on the embarrassing lapse from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party.

Mattu said in a series of tweets: “The J-K Board of Professional Entrance Examinations issued this roll-number slip to a cow after due verification…I have both the Provisional Confirmation Page for the applicant Ms. Kachir Gaw as well as details of the payment she made to BOPEE.”

He said education minister Naeem Akhtar had “some explaining to do”.

Former chief minister Omar Abdullah, also the working president of the National Conference, tweeted: “Brilliant. I wish Kachir Gaaw had turned up for the examination.”

After an informal heads-up was sent to the government, the board was asked to take the record for Kachir Gaw down from its website, sources said.

  

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  • vellano1, Mumbai

    Mon, May 04 2015

    so many kashmiri pigs were giving exam in Kashmir!! no one bothered! but when a divine cow gives exam, all r surprised! that is where kashmir pigs r lacking.. they r fit to raise paki flags! vhe vhe vhe

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  • Vincent Rodrigues, Katapadi/B'lore

    Mon, May 04 2015

    THIS IS REALLY A FIASCO AND JOKE WHICH SHOWS THE QUALITY OF OUR DEPARTMENT FUNCTIONS.

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  • H.Almeida., Bendur/Andheri.

    Mon, May 04 2015

    BREAKING NEW'S !!!! KHUFIYA AGENCIES have revealed that CM Mufti Sayeed from PDP, BJP cabinet ministers, bureaucrat's from Jammu & Kashmir are rushing to meet the Examination dead line 10-may 2015..time 9:55 AM of candidate Miss.Kachur Gaw....Reader's & well wishers are requested to pray fervently in temples, mosque, churches, gurudwara, deraswar, agiary...fervently.. reader's are urged to make Mannat/Vow for her success... offering's of one's hair or perhaps a vow for undertaking a pilgrimage would be much appreciated....Family sources have revealed that Miss Kachur father too, would appear for his exam next year 2016 !!!! GOOD LUCK & BEST WISHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Jossey Saldanha, Mumbai

    Mon, May 04 2015

    Cow Governance in J&K ...

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  • Langoolacharya., Belman/Washington,DC.

    Mon, May 04 2015

    Jossey,

    Please don't put evil eye on the cow...

    ...JH...

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  • mango, mango

    Mon, May 04 2015

    Sab ka saat sab ka vikas.

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  • H.Almeida., Bendur/Andheri.

    Mon, May 04 2015

    I am positively certain,that the cow will clear the entrance test with optimum result's !!!!!!! hopefully, the Bull, should not be found wanting..... & must be encouraged to take the test too... BEST OF LUCK !!!

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  • sHAikh mohD rizwan, karkala

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Dear readers,

    It seems Minister of Human Resource Development Smriti Irani job at risk.

    Women of India is suffering,'Aache Din' for cow?

    Ab ki bar Modi sarkar, Go matha ko milega pura adhikar.

    Jai hind

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  • praveen, udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Always I say this is a time pass and entertainment sarkar

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  • shahnawaz kukkikatte, dubai/udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Manju

    Truth is bitter...My comments here above is food for thought...Are cows really holy and Godly????????????????
    Today in wenlock hospital an NGO has received 8 unclaimed bodies and has been buried...The kids or relations refused to claim the body...For you cows are holy but your own relatives are unwanted that too after their death..Do these dead persons has no right for decent and honorable cremation after their death??/This is what you people teach to others and practice...We don't put our old ones in the oldage homes or care centers but you do...like you leave your old useless cows to wander in the street and if they die, municipality has to take it away and throw it to dumping yard but so called worshiper never bother to give a decent funeral to the so called God...hypocrite you are..

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  • Rahi, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Everywhere God protects human but here Human try to protect their own God. :) is this is not laugh stuff????

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  • Manju, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    kukkikatte.

    what is the difference for you whether cows really holy and Godly.
    For you it is simple, Just Say Bismillah and Eat it.

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  • Som, Afghanistan

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Milan, you are lucky they call you 'cow'. Here Americans call us "Cow Jockey".
    All credits goes to our PM and 31% fools.

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  • Langoolacharya., Belman/Washington,DC.

    Sun, May 03 2015

    People,

    Cow looks smarter than Kashmiri separatists,,, that's for sure...If I have to choose between them I will choose Cow any time...any way tail looks very cute...

    ...JH...

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  • CONRAD JOHN TAURO, SHIRVA/UDUPI/DUBAI

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Cow from Maharastra ?

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  • Dev Sagar, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    AFTER ALL WHAT'S WRONG IN THIS? COWS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN GIRLS/WOMEN IN INDIA UNDER THE RULING GOVT.

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  • Manu, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Govt of the cow by the cow for the cow is now reality...!!

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  • Bollu, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Chaddis must be very happy.After all that is their plan for India.Replace humans with Cow. LOL.

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  • Vinod Pai, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Take some rest Jeevan.. Too much tension is not good for health... lol

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  • GANGARAM, MOODBIDRI

    Sun, May 03 2015

    ANNA PHER DEPPERE POVODCHI, MOLESTATION CASE PADRE UNDU PETHADA KANJI :)

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  • MILAN, DXB

    Sun, May 03 2015

    PLZ STOP THIS.

    IN DUBAI. FOR INDIANS THEY CALL COW

    INDIA HAS BEEN A LAUGHING STOCK.

    NEXT IN PASSPORT IN NATIONALITY INDIAN.
    THEY MIGHT CHANGE FROM INDIA TO COW

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  • RAMESH, DUBAI

    Sun, May 03 2015

    I live in Dubai too,nobody ever called me a cow,you must have one of those faces haha..

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  • Raju, dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Ramesh

    Which part of dubai u live in.May be u live in fujairah and calling dubai

    Even they called me also Cow.

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  • jeevan, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Why you hide your real identity while commenting re...

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  • Ali, Usa

    Mon, May 04 2015

    Hi COW

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  • Amith, Udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Age no baar .. Milk baar baar ... Great we can now claim under this govt even the cows get degree

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  • jeevan, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Now PAPPU rush behind COW ???

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  • Ramesh S, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Now, a days PAPPU copying KEJRIWAL..anywhere he visit, he says SAB MILE HUI HAI JI..pro business, pro corporate, pro builders blah blah..reports coming out in national news paper that Business leaders already shown their displeaure to Congress..Congress senior leaders cautioned SONIA about RAHULs anti business rant..they already warned that RAHULs adventure is counter productive..

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  • gm, mlur

    Sun, May 03 2015

    PAPPU run or no but sure you people are running.

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  • MILAN, DXB

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Jeevan

    U RUSH BEHIND PAPPU

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  • ads, Canada

    Sun, May 03 2015

    All speak good English and write well except cow is not able read what you people say. Sad. Cow is in a conversion mode ghar wapsi required.if not soon will be paki

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  • Ramesh S, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    HAHAHA..anything can happen..even SHARUKH KHAN & TENDULKAR last time figured as MANREGA workers & even drawn wages..its seems KASHMIRIs accepted BJP agenda..now a days MUFI SAEED seen touring in GUJRAT, praising MODI..

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  • vinay, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Our chaiwala needs special milk from this cow to upgrade his tea business.

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  • stan, dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    When Lalu brought our railway in profit making public institution American/our people invited him to give lecture on this subject.....Now they may call this cow to give lecture?????

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  • Francis , Dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Lalu Prasad Yadav reportedly sought the "blessings" of his favourite cows before heading to the special CBI court in Ranchi for the crucial verdict on the 16-year-old fodder scam.

    Prasad went to his air-conditioned cowshed while going to the Patna airport to catch a flight to Ranchi. The RJD chief found peace when among his 72 Jersey cows and 42 calves. Prasad is known to be fond of cows, whom he worships as gau-mata (mother cow. Prasad's cowshed has been shifted to Danapur and serves milk to leading hotels and restaurants in Patna. However, the "blessings" did not help help Prasad much as he was convicted by the court along with 44 other people from across party lines.

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  • Hussain, dxb

    Sun, May 03 2015

    BREAKING NEWS: ALL COWS MIGRATING TO KASHMIR..HRD MINISTER DELIGHTED WITH THIS NEWS & A STEPPING STONE FOR THE EMPOWERMENT OF COWS

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  • Rahi, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    "Cow Aadhaar card" and “Z” category commandos as Modi has..! Whole world picks India as laughing stuff now a days, only because of Nagpur backed Modi..!

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  • shahnawaz kukkikatte, dubai/udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Cow is holy and God and divine...It knows everything in its capacity as holy and Godly..why it has appear for a test??/ In BJP ruled states even Gods too have to give entrance test to be called as God.... haha hee hee...Modi govt ka kamaal..

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  • Manju, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Kukkikatte.
    It shows you are religious fanatics and radical here in this forum.

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  • sabha, india

    Sun, May 03 2015

    any thing can happen in J&K,money matters,more notes good job,bibe higher ups and get prize posting,you know job or not hardly matters authority is with you.

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  • gm, mlur

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Now who will compete with cows?

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  • N.M, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    This is BJPigs cow empowerment.

    Lucky Cow!!!...they are now witnessing "Vikaas" and "acche din".

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  • Francis , Dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Some active commentators on this forum are really mum on this subject and no comments from them.

    Why? Why?

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  • True Indian, Udupi/Kuwait

    Sun, May 03 2015

    C(H)ow can these things happen?

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  • gm, mlur

    Sun, May 03 2015

    "WILD CARD ENTRY"

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  • MAK, Udupi/Udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Sorry... No comments. Holy cow is involved.

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  • ABDUL RAFIQ, UCHILA / DUBAI

    Sun, May 03 2015

    HUMANS ARE NO MORE SAFE UNDER MODI RULING. AT LEAST LET THE COWS GET EMPOWERMENT.....

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  • Jossey Saldanha, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Cow will give stiff competition to Union HRD Minister ...

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  • Donald, Mangalore one

    Sun, May 03 2015

    I think the 'Prankster' when he was human he did not get chance to appear for the professional course. After his death and punarjannma as a cow he is applying for the course , what is wrong in it?

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  • Jaimini P.B., Manipal,Sharjah

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Day is not far...One day you might see on news headline " Dr Cow becomes DIRECTOR of the Board !!"

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  • steven, dxb

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Could be in Manipal not in Sharjah thats sure!!

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  • Vellano1, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    "kashmiri muslims!" ..enough said! clearly rattled by indian government and pandits being rehabilitated! ..secularism my...!! they cant live with anyone! and they are the worst when they get out of control 60% up north! vhe vhe vhe

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  • Santan Mascarenhas, Kinnigoli/Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    I cannot comment on this report, because cow is sacred in my country and Gomata is outside the purview of any test.

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  • Peter, Bangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Darryl lobo
    If Kachir Gaw is get ed in test , Who is sponsoring for its education ?

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  • Ramesh Shetty, Bangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Now Jeevan, Vellano1 and J.Anata will say "Well Done Modi and BJP"
    Duffers will not change..
    vhe vhe vhe

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  • Vellano1, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    oh Rameshenaya!!... daane khaali RAMAn budyara...? vhe vhe vhe

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  • Jossey Saldanha, Mumbai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Yeh Tho Hona Hi Tha ...

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  • Gudana, mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    World need to learn from Indian cows...Today they are giving stiff competitions to humans even on professional course...
    In few years we can find Dr Kachir Gaw and Engr Kachir Gaw on streets of India...

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  • Malika, udupi

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Not world only bakths

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  • gm, mlur

    Sun, May 03 2015

    When is the test date? Let the cow come to the test then we can find out exactly what it is.

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  • N.M, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Our nation is becoming a butt of jokes....all thanks to our 'jumla' party.

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  • Roshan P. D'Mello, M'lore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Get ur cow admitted to school. Limited seats only...

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  • Roshan P. D'Mello, M'lore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    I can believe everything as long as BJP is in POWER.

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  • stan, dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    The day is not far, may Cow may get reserved MLA/MP seat in Parliament.....
    Mera India Mahan...

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  • GANGARAM, MOODBIDRI

    Sun, May 03 2015

    COW GOVT!!! FATHER IS FROM BJP OR PDP?

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  • Francis , Dubai

    Sun, May 03 2015

    COW (GOMATHA) is shining everywhere!!

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  • gm, mlur

    Sun, May 03 2015

    This is our incredible india.

    This only happens in India.

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  • Zeitgeist, Mangalore

    Sun, May 03 2015

    Once up on a time in Brazil: The Rhinoceros Cacareco was elected mayor of Sao Paolo.

    Cacareco was a rhinoceros at the zoo in Sao Paolo in Brazil. Municipal elections of October 1958, he was a candidate to protest against corruption. The rhinoceros got about 100,000 protest votes, more than other parties. Obviously, his election was rejected by the electoral commission.

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  • sam, world

    Sun, May 03 2015

    @Zeitgeist, Mangalore
    Since you are an evolutionist, you shouldn't have a problem with a Cow receiving an admit card for professional course test or the Rhinoceros being elected. They are all a part of the evolution process and evolution family just like you :)

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  • Zeitgeist, Mangalore

    Mon, May 04 2015

    Sam,

    First of all understand that my comment was in response to the comment by gm saying that such incident can happen only in India. I dont know what evolution has to do with it.

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  • Arshad Kadli, Bhatkal/ Alkhobar

    Sun, May 03 2015

    In the BJP PDP coalition "Sab ka Saath sab ka Vikaas" stats with cow empowerment.

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